OMG - Make her stop.
I have to say this so I can get it out because it’s been driving me crazy.
I firmly believe that everyone needs someone to tell them when enough is enough, when their hair just isn’t as fresh today as it usually is, when they need to put down the mic and take up a day job, when an idea for a tattoo should never manifest itself onto their skin because it can only be 100 x’s worse in reality than it sounds in their head. A person to spell check their status updates for crying out loud! We all need this type of friend in our lives, hell I probably need someone to tell me how messed up it could potentially be to post this right now. All I’m saying is I know someone who needs someone like this right now and it kills me to know that there isn’t one out there for her.
And don’t ask why I won’t be that person, she’s on a level I just don’t have the patience for, and hard headed. Whew, I feel much better now having gotten that off my chest.
